Wedding Party
Erika Garcia
Bride
Bridezilla
Jose Santos
Groom
Chief Confused Officer and Brides Full-time security guard. Always confused and never worried.
Lisa Mierzwa
Maid of Honor
An associate since 1995. As well as a beloved sister and dog mom. Assistant to the bride.
Emmanuel Perez
Best Man
Chief Beverage Officer, first to the bar, last to leave.
Michelle Ramirez
Bridesmaid
Associate through marriage and Tenure approved. Outperformed original cousin. (sorry Albert)
Albert Ramirez
Groomsman
Underperformed but still made the cut. Boy cousin #1 and ultimate girls dad.
Aracely Gonzalez
Bridesmaid
Chief introvert forced into public appearance. VP of nods and smiles.
Isaac Jimenez
Groomsman
Professional hype man. Endures the hype so you don't have to.
Annette Ramirez
Bridesmaid
Senior multi-tasking specialist. Founder and CEO of side hustles. Hard working and will probably be working at the wedding.
Mitchell Mierzwa
Groomsman
Brother-In-Law/Lifetime Contract. Legally bound to be here. Inherited the family.
Magdalyn Ramirez
Bridesmaid
Finally got the night off clocked out for once. She will be making a special appearance.
Ryan Swanton
Groomsman
Chief 'Stache Officer. VP of grooming standards.
Alejandra Ramirez
Bridesmaid
Proof degrees run in the family. Overqualified for this wedding. Director of Intelligences and Kindness.
Samet Yener
Groomsman
International Affairs Specialist, Imported Energy, and Turkish Thunder.
Esmeralda Ramirez
Bridesmaid
PhD in life. Director of over achieving in life. Founding member of this family. Strong spirits doesn't run and still wins.
Robert Johnson
Groomsman
Bobby is here to make friends. Professional good guy. He never responded to a picture request.
Olivia Ramirez Jr.
Mother of the Bride
Supreme Operations Commander. The Founder of the Bride.
Brenda Santos
Mother of the Groom
Founder of the man of the hour. Director of raising legends.
Hugon Garcia
Father of the Bride
Proud father of the Garcia Girls and Associates.
Jose O. Santos Sr.
Father of the Groom
Director of Blessings and Guidance. Pastor and professional snacker.
Kai Garcia
Ring Bearer
The Head of Precious Cargo. Tiny Treasurer and Keeper of the bling. In charge of the important stuff and son of the Bride.
Olivia Ramirez
Honor Attendant
Honorable mention to the original CEO of the Ramirez family. She will be missed.