Bride
Answers to all variations of nicknames for her middle name. Has one volume, loud. Drinks Tito's Vodka because she is "dog people".
Groom
Affectionately known as "Torpedo". Scratch-off king. Not afraid to bust out the air guitar when drinking.
Matron of Honor
Technically a cousin, but more like a sister to the Bride. Can get you a lawyer if you have a phone or computer. Only dances when drunk.
Best Man
Best friend of Groom. Can charm the pants off a donkey. Only person that enjoys drinking Jägermeister.
Bridesmaid
Bride's oldest friend. Didn't ask Erika to be on her relay team during Field Day in Elementary School, so maybe not that great of a friend. Amazing choreographer to Britney Spears songs.
Groomsman
Long-time friend of Groom. Master of Horticulture. Capable of talking to a brick wall.
Bridesmaid
Close to 20 years of friendship with the Bride. Makes nerdy extremely cool. Encouraged Erika to drink at a young age.
Groomsman
Brother of Bride. Professional by day, Shit Beard by night. In awe of his ability to fall asleep sitting upright on a barstool.
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-law to the happy couple. Mother of Berners, and Protector of the Red Beard. Hands down, best negotiator.
Groomsman
Brother of Groom.
Honorary Speaker
Former competitor turned Bride's BFF. Recently joined the Crazy Cat Lady club. Incredible Social Worker, poor speller.
Officiant
The match-maker. Scary movie connoisseur. Has the most memorable happy dance.