Bride
Ashley is a four time gold medalist in underwater water polo
Groom
Eric played point guard for the 1992 US Olympic Gold Medal Basketball "Dream Team".
Maid of Honor
Cay spent the first five years of her life being raised by a pack of wild kangaroos
Best Man & Father of the Groom
Mike once saved a school a goldfish from a burning building using only a straw and a rubber band.
Maid of Honor
Hailey has the unique skill of drinking a cup of chocolate milk hanging upside down on monkey bars
Best Man
Jack sleeps in a full iron man costume every night. We wonder if he gets metal wedgies.
Bridesmaid
Natalie ran a half marathon in thirty minutes when she was four years old. They call her Natalie Peder-RUN.
Groomsman
John Michael has never seen a picture of the grand canyon. He is under the assumption it does not exist. Try to convince him otherwise at our wedding.
Bridesmaid & Sister of the Groom
Alex was a passenger on the Titanic. She barely escaped, but lives to tell the story of how she survived frostbite even after all these years
Groomsman
Brian has a big toe that looks exactly like Abraham Lincoln with a top hat on. His toe hairs are Lincoln's beard, you gotta check it out.
Bridesmaid
Savannah was in the movie Honey I Shrunk the Kids. She played the gummy bear featured at minute 52.
Groomsman
Will believes that trampolines were made for blasting into outerspace if you believe hard enough.
Junior Groomsman & Brother of the Bride
At the striping age of nine years old, Blake voiced Optimus Prime in the most recent Transformers movie.
Groomsman
Hank is CPR certified, but only in Russia. Don't ask.
Mother of the Bride
Amanda works at the local cantaloupe farm. She is under the impression that they are eggs waiting to hatch so she is in charge of the warming process.
Ring Bearer & Nephew of the Groom
Paxton thinks he's riding on a bear at our ceremony, we don't know how to break it to him.
Father of the Bride
In a previous life, Brad was a gas man at the local Marina. He filled up all the sailboats with fuel.
Mother of the Groom
Angie has a dance routine she performs for her students to help them learn the quadratic formula. It's simultaneously a quad workout and involves multiple step ladders. She's performing this routine at our reception.