Best Man
What!? You don't know Charlie? He's my buddy! We grew up together, we hang out together. Charlie is Greg's brother he teaches English Lit in China and has perfect Social Credit. We should all strive to be like Charlie
Groomswoman
Jaclyn is Greg's older sister and Luke's +1. She is mostly known for her 3 kids: Sammy, who likes Godzilla and spending time with his Uncle Greg; William, who likes superheroes and spending time with his Uncle Greg; and AJ who likes animals and spending time with his Uncle Greg
Groomswoman
Mary is Greg's younger sister and youngest sibling. She loves playing with dolls and watching Dora the Explorer. She definitely didn't just graduate from the University of Iowa as that would mean that Greg is old and he doesn't want to feel old
Bridesman
Will is Madeline's Older Younger brother which makes perfect sense. He enjoys rock climbing and playing board games. Not at the same time of course, although that would be pretty cool. It would at least make it a lot easier to flip the board when you lose though
Bridesman
CJ is Madeline's youngest brother and he lives in NYC. That means that he is constantly looking for a good slice of pizza. They don't know how to make good pizza in New York. Have you ever noticed how they always have to reheat your pizza first? You're basically buying left overs