John Jonas
and
Emmi Garbarino
#Friesbeforeguys
March 10, 2020
Coppelle, Texas
How we met
July 1994
We met at a fish throwing club. He helped me to skin a fish, and I murdered someone, as we drove away, I thought: “why not do this more often?”
How many kids?
Jk, only fur babies
We don’t like small children, so only fur babies for us MOM!
What dress are you wearing?
I’m not going to be wearing a dress actually . I will be wearing a mustard yellow jumpsuit.
Do you even have a boyfriend?
#Singleasapringleandreadytomingle
I have no one. I am alone in the world. WHYYYYYYYYY. Everything is pain. I hate life
For all the days along the way