Bride
She's desperately hoping this whole wedding thing is going to be less stressful than what people have told her. She knows those hopes are futile.
Groom
He just wants everyone to come and have a good time. It will all sort itself out.
Best Woman
The main wedding planner. She's keeping the bride and groom in check and on schedule. God bless this woman.
Best Man
Best man and even better brother, this guy is prepared to deal with all of the wedding shenanigans.
Bridesmaid
Long-time friends with the bride, this woman is taking time out of her very busy schedule to make sure the maid of honor doesn't rage quit.
Groomsman
Long-time friends with the groom, this guy is taking time out of his busy schedule to make sure the happy couple has enough liquid courage to make it down the isle.
Bridesmaid
This woman is so great, the bride and groom fought over which side of the altar she would go. The bride won. Obviously.
Groomsman
Brother of the bride, this wonderful man and lawyer is there to conveniently get us a quick divorce if we want one immediately after getting married. Thanks, bro.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom, this incredible lady and nurse is there to provide sage wisdom while patching all of our well-earned cuts and bruises.
Groomsman
Brother of the bride, this majestic man and police officer is there to pretend to be all nonchalant while secretly making sure the groom doesn't run away.
Bridesmaid
The secret mastermind of it all, this sister of the groom, is going to be holding everyone together with her wit and surprisingly strong grip.
Groomsman
The glue that holds it all together. This brother of the groom will be using his calm presence and wit to diffuse the tension and keep the party focused on what's important: finding the groom's pants.
Ring Bear
The newest addition to the clan, Monkey will be trying hard not to eat the rings. At least until after the ceremony.
Flower Girl
This ain't her first rodeo. This'll be George's third wedding and she really isn't that impressed.
Officiant
A longtime friend of the couple, Carl's years of D&D have sharpened his wit and ability to improvise, which are really going to come in handy when all these carefully laid plans completely unravel.