Bride
most likely to become an influencer for knock off designer bags or fake freckles
Groom
most likely to put protein in the wedding cake
Maid of Honor
most likely to be snapchatting during the wedding ceremony #streakkkkkkk
Best Man
most likely to turn his best man speech into a rehearsal for being a stand up comedian
Maid of Honor
most likely to have "one less lonely girl" be her wedding first dance song
Groomsman
most likely to win the world series of poker
Bridesmaid
most likely to bite people (true story circa 1999 & emma's scar)
Groomsman
most likely to have a 50 year dynasty NCAA '14
Bridesmaid
most likely to graduate college in 1/2 a year
Groomsman
most likely to live in hawaii and be afraid of the ocean
Bridesmaid
most likely to get **another** rare autoimmune disease and laugh about it
Groomsman
most likely to be the greatest quarterback who never played quarterback
Bridesmaid
most likely to eat her homemade cookies (S/O Saltee Sweets) for pre-workout before a crossfit competition
Groomsman
most likely to be the next lawyer with the phone number 459-2222 on a billboard
Ring Bearer
most likely to pretend to be deaf until the word "chicken" is said