Emma & Andrew
Wedding Party
Emma
Bride
"Get... FUCKED."
Andrew
Groom
"That's MY WIFE!"
Delores
Mother of the Bride
"I'll stab you"
Julie
Mother of the Groom
"I got the munchies"
Natalie
Maid of Honor
"Shut the fuck up AnDrEw..."
Luke
Best Man
"So if cookie monster wanted to bake 6 million cookies..."
Chantel
Bridesmaid
"I'm not a bitch I'm just being honest."
Ryan
Groomsman
"DAMNIT"
Diamond
Bridesmaid
“Sobriety is not in my vodkabulary”
Josh
Groomsman
"I got kicked out"
Renee
Bridesmaid
"What's up home skillz?!"
Ben
Groomsman
"Ope, he's konked owwwwut."
Teddy
Bridesman
"The MOON MAN, he's after us!!!"
Isaiah
Groomsman
"Thanks Obama."
Kirra
Bridesmaid
"It's not funny!!! I'm telling!!"
Jedd
Groomsman
"Tryna get my murder on"
Michelle
Bridesmaid
"What-_-"
Brian
Groomsman
"Go BIG or go HOME."
Taylor
Bridesmaid
“Let’s see if I can still do this”
Jesse
Groomsman
"I'm Tiger WOOOODSSS!!!"
Mason
Bridesman
"This isn't your kinda hike"
Beej
Groomsman
"Fake news"
Pam
Bridesmaid
“I don’t get drunk I get awesome”
Sean
Groomsman
“I’ve been to kfc 4 times this week and it’s only Wednesday”
Zarriah
Flower Girl
"Why you look like Shrek"
Chasady
Flower Girl
"I want some sun screen too"
Chaya
Flower Girl
"Cheeseburger"
Jayla
Flower Girl
“I’m not a crab cake”
Olivia
Flower Girl
“I’m never giving birth to no coochie gremlins”
Olivia
Flower Girl
"Uncle Ben knows everything!
Evelyn
Flower Girl
"Mo yeeewwwwguarrrrrt"
Claire
Flower Girl
"Uncle Andrew so soft"
Devin
Ring Bearer
“I’m not fat I’m average”
Hunter
Ring Bearer
“Do you have any dating advice”
Gavin
Ring Bearer
"I just did a toot in my mouth"
Riley
Usher
Pablo
Usher
"Kicks get the chicks"