Schedule

Ok, here's how it's gonna go down:
1. You show up.
2. We walk down the aisle, and say some cutesy things to each other, pass each other a shiny rock, and then we kiss! Hip! Hip! Hooray!
3. You eat food while we parade around thanking you for being here and eating all this food we've provided.
4. There's some cheesy get to know the couples games. You'll wake up the next day not remembering which of us takes longer showers.
5. There will be an opportunity for you to cut a rug. Rugs and scissors will not be provided.
6. Everyone will form a giant tunnel and cheer as we disappear into the darkness on a vehicle covered with questionable decorations we had no control over.
7. Now it's your chance to leave before someone else ropes you in to helping take down decorations. However, if you stay and help, maybe someone will try and get you to take home some leftover food or cake.