We’re getting married!

Emilyne and John first initially met when they were both living at the infamous North Campus Crossing in 2009 in the fabled Greenville, North Carolina where the alcohol flows like milk and honey from the promised land. John sent Emilyne a plutonic (or was it ;) ) message on facebook but then decided to play the long game until their reconnection 8 years later via an online portal of romance and intrigue called the Bumble. Ever since then their love has grown and blossomed like a rose in the lucent rays of the sun.

Emilyne always says John can't keep secrets (he totally can't) so John decided to propose on an impromptu trip to their new house that they are remodeling together. Instead of telling her to dress up, they both ventured to this aforementioned palatial property in their finest gym garb. He bent the knee to his queen and she then promised to not engulf him in a fury of flames from her two dragonesque pets, Boone and Riley.