Groom
"Fort Knox isn't secure, but my cheese is."
Bride
"Let's be honest, my personality isn't for the faint of heart."
Maid of Honor
"I can't live laugh love in these conditions."
Maid of Honor
"I don't want spaghetti essential oils."
Best Man
"Why does left water taste so good?"
Officiant
"Boba is life."