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April 17, 2021
Dayton, OH

Elyse & Joe

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What do I wear?

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Clothes

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Where is Ohio?

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It's over here.

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What's for dinner?

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Barbecue. Probably.

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Where's the bathroom?

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If this is a real emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

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What is a "Zola"?

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That is a dumb question and also we don't know at all, but it sounds tropical.

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Can we bring rando people you didn't specifically invite?

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Definitely! Not. Definitely not. You should invite those people to your own personal party at some other place and time.

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Will this be a safe space for pets?

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There is no such thing as a safe space. Danger always lurks. But also definitely don't bring your pets.

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Is this the wedding website for Joe and Janice?

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No. We don't know those people. Try typing those exact names instead.

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I can't get off this website. How do I find my email again?

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This is bad. Try throwing your computer off of a high place.

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How many baby carrots are in a one pound bag of baby carrots?

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These are the questions that keep us up at night. But if you count all the carrots in the picture of a one pound bag of carrots, it's probably around 40. *bows*

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