Groom
"I got my pilots license so I can pick up a girl"
Bride
"I'm the girl, and I get to fly in a plane"
Best Man
"Me rn"
Maid of Honor
"Broke college student, send money here's my Zelle: 360-630-3825"
Groomsman
"When I was little Jeremiah zipped me up in a suitcase, then left and forgot about me. When I got out he was eating popcorn and watching a movie with mom and dad"
Bridesmaid
"If you see me, and I'm not holding a book... then it's not me"
Groomsman
"Summer Plans: Fish or Fish"
Bridesmaid
"I got stuck in the school bleachers for 30 mins during recess"