He was dressed like Bob Ross and she was wearing a blue sundress. He was getting ready for a Halloween party. She was doing the electric slide. (They both swiped right.) He may have just been implicated in embezzling millions of dollars. She may have grown up in a castle stolen from European royalty. His dog was a little bit snooty but she could be bought with cream cheese. She only had one vaccine dose while he already had both. After they met for coffee, they couldn’t wait to see each other on their second date.