Officiant
An expert at diffusing bombs, Eddie has been best friends with the bride and groom for years now. Sleep may be optional when the trio is together.
Maid of Honor
Sitting in Fundamentals of Energy Systems, it was love at first sight. We were instant best friends and have only gotten closer, despite being on opposite sides of the country (short ways).
Best Man
A smarter-than-average redneck who makes good jokes, RIcks could carry on a conversation with a lamp post. Which is good since Ryan is his best friend.
Man of Honor
The best person in the wedding party. Also brother to the bride. He's still upset he's not wearing a dress.
Groomsman
"What?" He's from Thorne.
Bridesmaid
Second mother to the groom. Wants to know if you flossed today.
Honorable Mention
AAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Honorable Mention
Cowdog. Mostly Cow.
Honorable Mention
A majestic creature. Also eats algae. Majestically.