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We love skiing!

Tim is the cutest!

This is us and a bridge in Hoi An, Vietnam!

We love apples and hate feet!

Millions of beaches, beaches for free

Hut, hut, hike!

But whose hand is it?

Bad weather? Scarves? Must be the United Kingdom!

For a good time, dress like this at our wedding. You can also dress slightly more casually than this, and still have a good time

We're Brooklynites, which means we believe in gun control and unregulated axes

Good hair day? Check. No hair day? Double check.

Maine squeeze!

Photo by Scott M.F. Steckel

Photo by Will M.F. Smith. Lighting by Tommy Lee M.F. Jones

Call back!

Fire Island? More like Sunburn Island! Hahaha lol.

This is the kind of photo where one person knows what they're doing, and the other one is about to get hit by a tractor trailer

Remember that time we robbed the Cheese Castle and put the photo on our wedding website?

Anish Kapoor, your sculpture is derivative and jejune!

For instance, you can dress like this!

If we didn't like feet while apple picking, what makes you think we'd like them while visiting Seattle's Pike Place Market?

We're both seventh-generation kayakers!