Maid of Honor
If you're getting bombastic side eye, it's because she's judging your skincare routine.
Bridesmaid
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Rowan will not hesitate to tackle anyone, man, woman or child to get to the bouquet toss.
Bridesmaid
Carol/Eevee is perhaps the most dangerous member of the bridal party- she's ready to make a scene, and not in a cute way. She WILL fight you and you'll end up in the jellyfish tank.
Bridesmaid
Charley received exclusive permission from the critters in their house to come to this wedding on the condition they return with someone's tooth.
Officiant
We're just hoping this feral beast wears pants long enough to get through the ceremony...
Best Man
He's an archaeologist and has known Josh for almost 25 years, so you know he's patient and over-qualified for the role. Certified expert in identifying sea cryptids.
Groomsman
The perfect getaway man, he can fly the helicopter to the Chili's directly across the street. Definitely not Josh's dad.
Groomsman
Another one of Josh's childhood friends, he has deep roots in Armenian weddings, so he might as well be a wedding planner.
Groomsman
An agent of chaos and a wildcard, you can expect to find him behind the camera getting incriminating evidence of everyone. He's the perfect man for the ̶h̶e̶i̶s̶t̶ wedding.