Best Man
Jacob's bandmate, smoking buddy, and pookie. He'll tell you he should've been wearing the white dress today.
Maid of Honor
Elisabeth's oldest sister, fellow bird enthusiast, and travel buddy. <3
Groomsman
Jacob's Papa, DM, and resident genius. It's been said 20-something years ago, Keagan had a bowel movement so intense it shook the Earth, and when the dust cleared, a single boy emerged, and that boy was the groom.
Bridesmaid
Elisabeth's younger sister and forever partner in crime.
Groomsman
This cop cutie is cute and on duty. Baby blue booties. He might even lock you up, if you're lucky. A groomsman like no other, he will give you a ticket, and you'll say thanks just because you caught a glimpse of this chad.
Bridesmaid
Elisabeth's friend, fellow bookworm, and Anakin Skywalker admirer.
Groomsman
Dan the man, Durag Dan, Danimal the manimal, Dan Johns is the peak male specimen, sifu, and master chef. This former ladies' man-turned-groomsman is a father of two and, unfortunately, not the father of the groom, but could be the father of many. (For legal reasons, this is a joke).
Bridesmaid
Elisabeth's bosom friend, fellow theater nerd, and L.M. Montgomery lover. E^2 forever!
Groomsman
Yes, that's his legal name. Ask him to show you his ID. Tim loves horror movies, goth girls, and long walks on the beach.
Bridesmaid
Elisabeth's oldest friend, mountain biking enthusiast, and incredible human being.
Groomsman
Jacob's Gramp Gramp and Keagan's Daddy. The lineage spans generations, and it all started in this man's trailer. He'll give you the deep lore for some Wendy's and a Dr. Pepper.
Officiant
The sickest older brother the bride didn't know she needed. And the best officiant to have ever lived. <3
Groomsman
Many adventures have been made between Jacob and this pookie. A friendship that kindled during a pandemic and has survived breakups and tribulations. Many years may pass, but Jared will always be down for a drink or a good time.
Groomsman
The founder of the pizza loaf. His genius even frightens him. One of Jacob's oldest friendships. Only to be nerfed by distance.