The Child/Best Guy
He is a teen with lots of freckles and lots of opinions(especially on anime). This guy has a tendency to practice his imaginary fighting skills on a regular basis. If you see him doing that at the wedding, do us a favor and wrestle him to the ground.
The GroomsDog/Vacuum
She will be coming for the ceremony but will be gone before the party gets started. Can’t have her vacuuming after dinner.
The Cat of Honor
No longer with us but in spirit.