Wedding Party
Maison “Apple Juice”
Ring Security
Maison is part of our highly trained Ring Security team. This little guy is the bride’s grandson and a perfect mix of smarty pants, sweet and spicy. At four years old, he keeps life exciting and isn’t afraid to express himself loudly and confidently (in the most public places possible). Affectionately known as “Apple Juice” (a title earned during the proposal), he takes his job very seriously… as long as snacks, drinks, and favorable working conditions are provided.
Karver
Ring Security
Every great wedding needs top-tier protection, and that's what you'll get with the Grooms Great nephew, Karver. He is a sweet, smiley 8-year-old (who will absolutely correct you and say he’s 9). Don’t let the charm fool you—he’s quick on his feet, slightly mischievous, and has been known to play a few pranks. When he’s not safeguarding the rings, you can find him talking all things baseball or tearing up the dance floor. Whether it’s the soda dance or a surprise twerk performance, he’s always ready to keep the party going.
Michael "MAH- PIE"
Officiant
Michael has been the bride’s best friend for almost 30 years, which honestly deserves some kind of award or at least a lifetime supply of Aspirin. The only thing stronger than his friendship with the bride is his dislike for the Texas Longhorns. We will overlook this character flaw during the wedding and call a temporary truce. He’s strong in his faith, a devoted husband and father and about as country as they come. Around these parts, he’s also known as the “Poison Ivy Expert,” though whether that title came from survival skills, bad luck, or personal experience is still up for debate. Through every season of life, he’s been a constant source of support, wisdom, and probably at least a few football arguments.
Mackenzie "Lil Mack"
Maid of Honor
Our Maid of Honor is the Bride's daughter—equal parts heart, humor, and just a hint of Spice (sometimes more than just a hint). As a firefighter/paramedic, she’s trained to handle emergencies… but today her priority is the bride. So for everyone’s safety, please avoid starting fires, fainting, or causing drama—she’s officially off duty (unless the cake catches fire or someone spills the whiskey ...then we may request she puts someone in the Waaambulance :).
"Moonshine" Shua
Best Man
Our Best Man is funny, charismatic, and—depending on who you ask—semi-famous in the world of distilling whiskey. He can be found on the Discovery channel or somewhere in the venue harassing the bride over her love of Blackberry whiskey and slipping the groom a pour from his latest batch. When he’s not perfecting a batch or scrolling TikTok like it’s a full-time job, he’s been a loyal friend to the groom through it all. Ps. Bring a Sharpie and ask for his autograph ;)
Missy "Mary" and John
Bridesmaid
Missy is the definition of a ride-or-die friend — especially if the ride involves motorcycles, chaos, and a trip to Sturgis. She’s a fierce nurse who can handle just about anything life throws at her… unless it involves a zip line, because apparently dangling from a cable in the air is where she draws the line. She’s completely no-nonsense, fiercely loyal, and has talked the bride through some of life’s toughest moments — usually while also brainstorming wildly creative revenge plans that thankfully never made it past the group chat (or did it?). If you need someone to defend your honor, patch you up, and tell you the brutally honest truth all in the same conversation, Missy is your girl. Also included is John. We don't have an official title for him as he joined the crew a little later in the game but he is too cute and cuddly not to include. He has a heart bigger than the grooms golf ego and we may need a little help keeping Missy in line, lol.
Lizzie & Archie
Bridesmaid and Groomsman
Power couple of the party and friends who have turned Family. Lizzie is a hardworking mom of twins—which means she’s basically running a full-time operation with no days off. When she’s not juggling life like a pro, you can find her treasure hunting in thrift shops or training her dog to do inappropriate party tricks. She somehow manages to do it all—and still look put together, which the rest of us find mildly suspicious. Archie is the definition of a hard worker—always showing up, getting things done, and somehow still finding time to turn the music up loud enough to involve the neighbors… and occasionally local law enforcement. He’ll also be cooking for the wedding, so if the food is incredible, we take full credit—but you can thank him. He says it will be the best meat you ever put in your mouth.
Mikey
Groomsman
Meet Mikey, one of the Grooms fairway friends and partner in Country Club crime. Legend has it Mikey once finished a round of golf under par, sang a flawless karaoke rendition of "Like a Virgin" and chased off a rattlesnake- all before dinner. While we can't confirm the accuracy of the story, we can confirm he will be flashing his dimples at the wedding while secretly turning up the music volume and adding beer to the queso.
Summer
Bridesmaid
Summer and the Bride are trauma bonded forever thanks in part to surviving Nursing school, graduation and a few jobs together. She’s the definition of a work wife, a professional crisis manager, and the owner of an absolute heart of gold. When she and the bride aren't playing clinical chaos, she’s busy being Super Mom and loudly reminding everyone that the Houston Astros are America’s favorite team… whether they asked or not. If you need a pep talk, Jose Altuve stats, snacks, or someone to remind you not to quit your job dramatically before lunch… she’s your girl.
Ada Cantu & DJ Pena
Bridesmaid and Groomsman
Another Party power couple. Some of the first friends the Groom made in Texas but the Bride likes to rub in she knew them first. Small town vibes :) Ada- the bride’s built-in ray of sunshine. She’s so sweet and kind that if you don’t immediately love her, we’re honestly a little concerned about you. When she’s not busy being everyone’s favorite human, she’s whipping up meals so good they could end family feuds. Humble and shy but add a little liquid courage and be prepared laugh until you pee your pants and make some bold memories on the golf course. DJ- This groomsman is always smiling, always relaxed, and most at home on a golf course or holding a karaoke mic. He can also be found fishing or hunting (mostly rouge golf balls to the delight of the group behind him). Rumor has it he’s got a smooth swing, a solid voice, and a very “chill” approach to life. If there’s a karaoke machine anywhere within a 10-mile radius tonight… he will find it. Ask him to sing some Jellyroll songs, those are his favorite... ;)
Victor
Groomsman
When the groom moved to Texas, Victor was the first friend to welcome him in — and has been tolerating his nonsense ever since. By day, he’s a doctor saving lives. By night, he’s either booking another golf trip, giving unsolicited swing advice, or trying to remember who he told he was ‘busy this weekend.’ He’s a doctor by profession, a golfer by obsession, and a frequent flyer thanks to his mission to play golf in as many places as possible. He’s the kind of guy you want in your corner… especially if you need medical advice for that rapidly spreading rash on the back 9.