Christina: After trudging through millions upon millions of online dating profiles and half-naked gym selfies, Christina's expedition to find the perfect mate seemed destined for the gutter and its many trolls—and yet, one fall evening, just as the sun was settling into its grave in the western sky, Christina gazed upon a boy (nay, a man!) on her screen. Suggestive in his pose beside a modest waterfall, Brian's lusty, sculpted legs were a true sight to behold (scroll to the bottom for proof). These were calves and quads of a warrior. a champion. a partner for eternity. Heaven sent these legs and granted them the ability to walk straight into Christina's heart and never, ever leave. She was hypnotized by this holy vision in front of her and typed the only words that could have captured her newfound devotion: "Look at those STEMS!!!" From that moment, a spell was cast and their love would both spark and remain. infinitely. Brian: After a few attempts at meeting someone on dating apps, I was starting to lose hope until one day a smokin hot ladayyyy grabbed my attention with a simple “look at those STEMS!!” comment. It was hilarious to me and a breath of fresh air from the typical small talk on dating apps. We talked for the entire day, and I felt like the conversation was going well. A few days passed and I went to spark up the conversation again, only to find out that she had unmatched me!! Or so I thought lol A few days passed and it turns out we had enough mutual friends for her to show up on my “people you may know” on Instagram. So, naturally I slid right into those DMs, we picked up right where we left off and the conversation only got better. We planned to meet, and our first date was coffee and a movie. I went kayaking at Willow Beach the week before we met, towards the end of that day it was only me and 1 friend on the river. It was quiet and peaceful, and I had this overwhelming feeling to tell my friend “I don’t know man, I think this girl cast a spell on me or something”. Turns out she did, and I am trapped under her spell… HELP!!!