Wedding bells are ringing

2015: A smart, bubbly, beautiful, young woman working in a school is introduced to a new teacher/co worker. They instantly click over their college alma mater, mutual love for Philly sports, and encyclopedic knowledge of ancient mythology. Over the next few months, they enjoyed many flirtatious moments, yet he unaware of the growing attraction between them. Over the course of the next few weeks she began to leave, at first, funny notes in his work mailbox. But as her messages became more flirtatious, the rugged man did not seem to reciprocate similar feelings. Even though he seemed happy around the young woman, almost giddy with delight, he remained stoic in his response to her flirtations. Then it hit the young woman- THIS MAN WAS MORE DENSE THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL! She resolved to make her feelings known and plain. The young woman finally called the young man and, in a simple and casual manner, asked if he would like to go out. In only a fraction of second (but felt like minutes to her), the rugged man answered, "Yeah. Of course!" The rest is history....