Bride
I'm fast, I'm very fast.
Groom
I like fast cars, fast slopes, fast trout, and a fast woman.
Maid of Honor
Dani- my first best friend. Thanks for protecting me and also for being the first child so I could get away with more things. -Andrea
Best Man
Started our friendship in the 8th grade when he catfished me. Been ride-or-die ever since. -Jesse
Bridesmaid
Sarah's been my #1 since college, the truest and most loyal person out there. She put me back together when my life was in shambles. Let's be real here- Sarah's my actual soulmate. -Andrea
Groomsman
From 1st grade bully to best friend, Keith has always been there. -Jesse
Bridesmaid
Dani, my lil' bit of Texas sent to me by the bumble gods. You're stuck with me for life, girl. -Andrea
Groomsman/Officiant
Jumped Kris into our gang in the 10th grade to formulate and formalize the Quad of Pain. Soft cheeks, softer soul. -Jesse
Bridesmaid
Cielito, the little sister I never knew I needed. I should thank Freddy for you, but thank YOU for being your amazing, bad self. -Andrea
Groomsman
If I had a little brother to beat up and make fun of, it would be Freddy. -Jesse
Flower Bois
These two little cherubs will be throwing flowers and catching hearts.
Ring Bearer
Sweet like a Rhubarb pie, handle with care.