Bride
Most likely to rip hair out if anything goes wrong
Groom
Most Likely to be oblivious the whole time
What?
Worst Security Guard
Best Meme
Least Suspected, Totally did it
Human Megaphone
Brightest Smile
That guy laughing in the fifth row
Token Weeaboo
Quarter Pint
Still can't see over the counter at McDonalds
The Gibbon
Most likely to shoplift a keg
Spaghetti King
Most likely to make a dick joke
Ginger Jesus
Questionably sober
lil meat
Most Likely to Cry
Literal Disney Prince
Purest Soul
The Diva
Most likely to kill a man with her eyeliner
Captain Samoa
Most likely to ask for a 5th plate
Officiant
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Lookalike