Maid of Honor
Used to kiss her poster of Aaron Carter goodnight before going to bed.
Best Man
A nut could kill him.
Bridesmaid
Probably has misplaced her phone, keys or wallet at any given moment.
Groomsman
90% genetics, 10% effort.
Bridesmaid
Thinks coffee is a substantial meal.
Groomsman
Could've been a D1 baller (but wasn't).
Bridesmaid
Throws hot dogs at strangers.
Groomsman
The most mysterious man in the world.
Bridesmaid
Channels her only-daughter-syndrome into being the mom in the friend group.
Groomsman
Didn't know Ashley existed until the day Drew proposed.
Bridesmaid
Will casually go into anaphylactic shock for no reason.
Groomsman
Perfected the dad bod before he became a dad.
Bridesmaid
Likely to start doing body weight workouts during the reception.
Officiant
Will make dinner plans with your mom before making them with you.