On an Autumn night, I was drawn to the local Chabad for free Jew food I sat in one of the last open spots near 3 womens who I did not know: Julie, Syndi, and Shari The pushiest one, Shari, engaged me in conversation! We talked about the city of New Haven. And my tattoo But the volume was too loud! Shari was 3 chairs down and had to yell So she aggressively scooted her chair up next to me We talked about tutoring She gave me her Medtronic business card. In case I needed to send a student to her I loved Shari totally: "aH ha G-d very funny. I guess I'm going to marry this woman" Shari didn't finish her chicken. I was feeling greedy and finished it for her When we left Chabad, we said goodbye on the sidewalk I put out my hand and said "do you touch?" Shari looked bewildered "wha?" "You know. Like, are you religous about touching men" "Oh no, I touch men" We shook hands and went home That night I texted her "Shari, I am inside your phone!" Later Shari got sick and I got lost in the woods/suburbs for 8 hours with Rain I texted her all day Later we walked Rain around new haven. We went to Miya's Sushi and Shari wore shorts and I admired her legs and butt Later we went to a book fair, indian restaurant, and sukkah construction fest Still later we ate sushi in the sukkah. Then went to her place... Further down we went on vacation to Canada And I eventually moved in Recently I asked her to marry me Which was an excellent move I love her