Wedding Party
Amy
Bride
The one probably thinking about Percy or donkeys 🫏
Joe
Groom
The one who said “we need a spreadsheet for this” 🔢
Ella
Maid of Honor
The one who is clinically trained for this chaos 💉
Rich
Best Man
The one who doesn’t like people but showed up anyway 🧟♂️
Kirsty
Mother of the Bride
The one who will probably be napping before the after-party 🛌
Rick
Father of the Bride
The one who will be building LEGO… or out walking the dogs 🐕
Glyn
Mother of the Groom
The one running operations like it’s peak Co-op hour 🛒
Mick
Father of the Groom
The one walking around the venue saying "I built that" 👷🏻♂️
Becky
Bridesmaid
The one keeping everyone in line... until prosecco enters the chat 🍾
Jamie
Groomsman
The one doing air traffic control for guests and snacks ✈️
India
Bridesmaid
The one who brings chaos (and occasionally ducks) 🦆
Ajay
Groomsman
The one who came for the wedding but stayed to inspect the joinery 🪵
Scarlett
Flower Girl
The one who came to steal the show (and probably will) 👸🏼
Adam
Groomsman
The one ready to deploy forklift skills if the dancefloor gets too crowded 🦺
Lucas
Ring Bearer
The one treating every moment as a potential wrestling match 🤼♂️