Groom
Oh you already know how amazing he is, that is why you drove countless hours to be here.
Bride
She is the most beautiful woman across the land! Many have tried for her love but only one has prevailed. Brittney has been caught helping helpless baby birds, singing to homeless people to ease their sorrows and many other selfless acts. If you don't know her, your life will be better once you do.
Best Man
Don't let her looks trick you. She is a man
Maid of Honor
One time Payal got a concussion getting out of bed
Best Man
Joe can usually be found calling himself a minimalist whiling buying a second bicycle. (He can only ride one at a time).
Maid of Honor
Erica loves calling people while completing tasks and barely contributing to the conversation, and enjoys missing exits on the same route to work she takes every single day.