Bride
“If you don’t chew Big Red, then f*ck you.”
Groom
“It only takes one” -Kody Kellom
Maid of Honor
“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” - Milton Berle
Bridesmaid
"You can get a little frisky, but you can't get too freaky in a Ford f*cking ranger "
Bridesmaid
“Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” -Forrest Gump
Bridesmaid
“I witnessed with my eyes, your nut sack touching my drum set” 🥁
Groomsman
“If your not first your last”
Groomsman
“Almost Friday”
Groomsman
Life’s a garden, dig it
Groomsman
“I may be a bad influence, but damn I’m fun”