Maid of Honor
Oh, she's styling on 'em.
Best Man
The country's leading Wedding Connoisseur.
Bridesmaid
Always A-town down.
Groomsman
More dental supplies than the Tooth Fairy.
Bridesmaid
... finally getting the sister she never wanted.
Groomsman
Should have been born a Polar Bear cuz this guy knows how to break the ice.
Bridesmaid
Who ordered a tall glass of chocolate milk?
Groomsman
Was once thrown out of a Benihana for bringing his own spatulas.
Bridesmaid
Floats like a butterfly, punches like a beast. #powpow
Groomswoman
Dammit Sam!
Bridesmaid
Can she pet your dog?
Groomsman
He just wants to sit by the lamp...
Bridesmaid
On Wednesdays she wears pink.
Groomsman
That fun uncle who throws you into shark infested waters in the middle of the night... No Really....