Wedding Party
Dezmond
Groom
We met at a speed dating event at a bar. Don't even think about asking him about the fall of Rome.
Leeann
Bride
She saw Dez across the room at that singles event and immediately thought, "I want to meet that guy. He's cute!" Don't even think about asking her about Disney
Geordi
Best Man
This is our dude, our baby, our #1 best boy. Voted most likely to cry through the wedding
Taylor
Maid of Honor
This girl is Leeann's sister, her partner in crime, her fellow Disney fanatic, and her fellow mischief maker all in one.
Freddy
Groomsman
He's one of Dez's BFFs and in the wedding party because...he just knows everyone
Christina
Bridesmaid
Dez's sister, who's pretty much too cool for words. She's here because she's (awesome) family and because she can help keep Dez in line (maybe)
Bobby
Groomsman
He's here to argue with Dez about why Bob's Burgers is a good show
Jessica G
Bridesmaid
Jess G and Leeann have been adoptive sisters since college, ever since Leeann launched herself almost into Jessica's lap simply to interject herself into a Harry Potter discussion
Ezra
Groomsman
Ezra is a groomsman because he's a great voice of reason against Dezmond's chaos.
Rachelle
Bridesmaid
Rachelle has been a staple in Leeann's life since high school. She's a travel buddy and fellow Disney fanatic. And an expert bookthong stealer. And an even better expert at letting Leeann know when she's wrong (which she better stop doing before she's put into a heinous bridesmaid dress).
Clyde
Groomsman
Clyde is a groomsman purely to see if he can coerce anyone into playing board games later
Jessica B
Bridesmaid
Jessica B ambushed Leeann at a lunch table one day to talk Harry Potter and a glorious friendship was formed. She is best known for her almost-heist of the Le Scoot magnet from Busch Gardens Williamsburg.
Josh
Groomsman
Josh is here for his diner recommendations and for his expert flower girl wrangling skills
Kristen
Bridesmaid
Kristen and Leeann have been friends so long, neither remember when they first met. They do remember trying to sneak 3 hour games of Mario Party in Kristen's basement during sleepovers though
Joe
Groomsman
We'd tell you why Joe's on this list...but it's too complex!
Angie
Bridesmaid
Angie and Leeann have been friends since they were six. The first wedding they were in together involved Barbies and Angie's treadmill.
Marino
Ring Bearer
Marino is Geordi's honorary cousin and is gonna steal the show
April
Flower Girl
April is our flower girl because of her spunk and her BFF status with the best man