Wedding ceremony 06 November 2027

We met in FAST (Functional Academic Skills Training) class, which is less “romance radar” and more “rigorous training to boost GT scores.” She strutted into the room in a Drill Sergeant PT uniform, and I’ll admit—I locked eyes with her and my heart did three extra push-ups just to impress her. It was less a spark and more a full-on fire drill. From the moment our gazes collided, I knew she was the one God sent to save me from the evil forces of bad grades and boring weekends. She peered into my soul with that zero-defect gaze, and I peered back with a goofy grin and a notebook full of dad jokes I was saving for this exact moment. I thought, “That’s my wife.” Yes, the one God chose for me to love, laugh with, and occasionally borrow his excellent sense of humor from. We’ve both got the same mission now: to support, love, and laugh our way through this wild adventure called marriage—one clever Dad joke at a time. It turns out the real course wasn’t just GT scores; it was discovering that we were perfectly trained to be a team, teammates-for-life, and a duo who can march through anything—with a smile and a punchline.