Maid of Honor
"Don't kick my sister! Only I can kick my sister!" - Giulia Johnson circa 1994
Best Man
“No man is lonely eating spaghetti as it requires attention” - SRH
Bridesmaid
"T-H-E-M, them. Get the picture?" - Nick Parker
Groomsman
“Interested in collecting coins. If you have a 1923 Kennedy please email me at - coincollector@hotmail.com rock on” - Inkler Malone
Bridesmaid
"Knowledge is understanding that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is understanding not to put them in a fruit salad" - An avid tomato hater
Groomsman
"If you don't like me when I'm sassy, then you won't like me when I'm happy." - Mr. Singular
Bridesmaid
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell
Groomsman
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well." - Mark Twain
Bridesmaid
"I need a 6X shirt with rhinestones on it" - Christopher Boykin
Groomsman
“If life is a party, I’m the piñata” 🪅 - Mexican Philosopher
Bridesmaid
"You don't hear my tummy, I gets my money" - Mac Dre
Groomsman
“Pronto Rico, pronto pobre” -Chuflaite
Bridesmaid
"In this world, you can either crank that soulja boy, or it cranks you" - Soulja Boy
Groomsman
“Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong.” - Ted Lasso
Bridesmaid
"Our song is a slammin' screen door, sneakin out late tappin on your window!" - TSwift of course
Groomsman
“l'amour est le soleil, la terre et l'eau pour la fleur épanouie qu'est cette belle vie” - Alex Winstead