"Two years ago I went on a date with a girl. It was over 90 degrees out, and I decided to wear a black shirt and jeans. She wanted gyros at a place without air conditioning. I was sweating profusely (to the point where she was staring and kind of uncomfortably). I sweat so bad that she couldn't even give me a hug at the end of the date... I am now engaged to this woman." -Kevin De Leon