Groom
"I can't believe she's getting married to a pickle"-Lil Dillo
Bride
"I can't believe he's getting married to his daddy"- BigDaddyD
Best Man
"I smoke, I drink, I f*** b*tches, I skate, I'm basically the sh**” - Mon Cheese
Maid of Honor
“Currently accepting sugar daddy applications”- celery
Best Man
"There was a lot of rumors in my town that I beat down syndrome." - Cole Powers
Maid of Honor
"You know what they say about Tupac. You come in a pac of tu"- Kneecaps
Best Dog
"I will scream if I don't get a pup cup"- Bubba
Bridesman
"People think I do anal the way I go through shit"-Jason
Groomsman
"To be or not to be in the wedding party" - Javier Zuniga Jr.
Bridesman
"If we all had a bong, we would all get along"- AJ
Groomsman
" I like to call an opossum natures shrimp"- Luis
Bridesman
"In reality, I'm 5'4, stand on my money I'm 5'4. Get bread not head"-Keona
Groomsman
“Mom, I can explain” -Anthony
Ring Bearer
"Boats and Hoes" - Maruka
Ring Bearer
"I will smile for milk"- Santiago Mateo
Dog Coin Bearer
"Don't talk to me unless you're giving me food" - Coco
Coin Bearer
To my Godsister, wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness🥰
Flower Girl
"Chicken Nuggs & Mama Hugs" - Callie
Dog Flower Girl
"Dazed and confused" - Indie