Wedding Party
Brittany
Bride
☉ Pisces • ☾ Taurus • ↑ Libra Brittany will be the most whimsical, anxiety-filled bride you'll ever meet. She loves sushi, books about faeries, and has a habit of getting lost in worlds both real and imagined. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Venus ruling the skies and the Moon drifting through Pisces, the bride may find herself overwhelmed by beauty, nostalgia, and at least one emotional speech. Fortunately, the stars indicate waterproof mascara. Superlative: Most Likely to Yell at Anyone Not Wearing Earth Tones
Josh
Groom
☉ Virgo • ☾ Leo • ↑ Leo Josh can usually be found riding a bike, watching videos about bikes, or thinking about bikes. Fortunately for everyone else, he's equally enthusiastic about food. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Leo lighting both his Moon and Rising sign, all eyes may naturally drift toward the groom, much to his dismay. Fortunately, Virgo energy suggests he'll spend most of the evening making sure everyone else is having a good time while pretending not to enjoy the attention. Superlative: Most Likely to Say "I Don't Know" Even When He Absolutely Knows
McKenna Delaney
Maid of Honor
☉ Pisces • ☾ Sagittarius • ↑ Capricorn McKenna collects talents the same way other kids collect Pokémon cards. Between writing songs, playing piano, cheerleading, and making honor roll, she rarely seems content with having just one hobby at a time. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Pisces ruling her Sun and the Moon traveling through the same waters, McKenna stands beneath unusually magical skies tonight. The cards reveal creativity, curiosity, and the distinct possibility of becoming the main character without meaning to. Superlative: Most Likely to Have the Last Word
Taylor Place
Best Man
☉ Libra • ☾ Scorpio • ↑ Libra Taylor enjoys making people laugh, keeping things light, and occasionally testing the boundaries of what qualifies as appropriate humor. Fortunately, his easygoing nature and kind heart make him surprisingly difficult to stay annoyed with. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Libra ruling his Sun, Rising, and Mercury, Taylor was born to keep the conversation flowing. The stars suggest he'll spend the evening making people laugh and testing the boundaries of what can be said at a family dinner. Cosmic forces remain unconvinced he knows where those boundaries are. Superlative: Most Likely to Fart at an Inappropriate Time (Please Don't.)
Kelsey Zarnick
Matron of Honor
☉ Scorpio • ☾ Taurus • ↑ Scorpio Kelsey has never met a hobby she couldn't fully commit to or a niche product she couldn't convince someone else to buy. If something has earned the coveted title of "Kelsey Approved," there's a good chance the rest of us will be buying it soon. Her current obsession is bees, though by the time you're reading this, it may be something else. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Scorpio ruling both her Sun and Rising sign, Kelsey was never destined to blend quietly into the background. The stars suggest she will arrive with a fun fact nobody knew they needed and leave with several new recruits for her latest hobby. Cosmic forces remain unclear whether those recruits volunteered. Superlative: Most Likely to Be the 2nd Loudest Person in the Room
Katie Egan
Matron of Honor
☉ Cancer • ☾ Gemini • ↑ Gemini Katie is sunshine wrapped in band tees and excellent taste in music. She spends her time collecting niche hobbies, making people laugh, and somehow making all of it look effortlessly cool. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Gemini holding court over both her Moon and Rising sign, Katie's social battery receives an unusual blessing. She may find herself in several conversations at once without fully belonging to any of them. The cards warn that every song played tonight will unlock a different memory. Superlative: Most Likely to Have a Playlist for That
Jenna Farrior
Blood Sister
☉ Gemini • ☾ Gemini • ↑ Leo Jenna believes most things will work themselves out eventually. She also keeps a close eye on everyone around her to make sure they actually do. Despite being the youngest sibling, she has quietly appointed herself the manager of the family. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Gemini ruling both her Sun and Moon, Jenna may find herself receiving updates from every corner of the table. The forecast includes solving problems nobody else noticed and quietly making sure everyone is exactly where they're supposed to be. Superlative: Most Likely to Tell Dad to Tell Me I Look Beautiful
Mima Schornstein
Sister from Another Mister
☉ Cancer • ☾ Aries • ↑ Cancer Mima came to the United States as Brittany's foreign exchange student and accidentally became her sister instead. Years later, they remain suspiciously similar despite being separated by an ocean and several inches of height. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With the Pisces Moon shining upon Mima's Cancer Sun, tonight feels strangely fated. The stars suggest that some detours were actually destinations all along. Superlative: Most Likely to Say, "Did I Not Tell You That?"
Lisa Degnan
Mother of the Bride
☉ Taurus • ☾ Sagittarius • ↑ Taurus Lisa has spent her life teaching children and somehow still has the patience to deal with adults. She was also the hot mom growing up, which Brittany found annoying then and impressive now. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Taurus ruling both her Sun and Rising sign, Lisa is naturally drawn toward familiar faces this evening. As the Pisces Moon stirs memories and Sagittarius fuels storytelling, the cards reveal an evening of catching up, comparing notes, and confidently recounting events she may or may not have witnessed herself. Superlative: Most Likely to Say, "Now Wait, Tell Me Everything"
Chris Degnan
Father of the Bride
☉ Leo • ☾ Leo • ↑ Leo Chris loves horsepower, dirt bikes, and being right. He spent years wondering if either of his daughters would marry someone like him and he finally has the evidence sitting at the table. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Leo ruling his Sun, Moon, and Rising sign, Chris is favored by the House of Being Correct this evening. The Pisces Moon brings family stories to the surface, leaving him vulnerable to both nostalgia and photographic evidence. Superlative: Most Likely to Wipe Away a Tear and Immediately Make a Joke About It
Mary Place
Mother of the Groom
☉ Gemini • ☾ Aries • ↑ Cancer Mary would do just about anything for the people she loves and probably has at some point. Fiercely supportive of her children, she has never really understood the concept of doing anything halfway. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Aries ruling her Moon and Venus blessing family bonds overhead, Mary may discover that sitting still is not part of her fate tonight. The cards reveal celebration, laughter, and a noticeable increase in excited energy wherever she goes. Superlative: Most Likely to Be the Most Excited Person Here
Dave Place
Father of the Groom
☉ Aquarius • ☾ Leo • ↑ Capricorn Dave is a master of dry humor and rarely wastes words. If he makes a joke at your expense, there's a good chance you won't realize it until several minutes later. He has taught Josh that life is much easier when you just listen to your wife. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Aquarius ruling his Sun and Venus while Leo guards his Moon, Dave may appear calm while secretly cataloging the entire evening. As the Pisces Moon softens the room, the cards reveal quiet pride, careful observation, and exactly one comment delivered at the perfect time. Superlative: Most Likely to Cause Emotional Damage Without You Realizing
Brian Zarnick
Officiant
☉ Virgo • ☾ Scorpio • ↑ Cancer Brian is another quiet Virgo with exceptionally dry humor and very little interest in small talk. Despite attending social gatherings regularly, he remains unconvinced they are necessary. If you're wondering why he was chosen to officiate, rest assured we only need his signature. The Stars Predict for October 23rd... With Virgo ruling both his Sun and Mercury, Brian may appear disengaged to the untrained eye. The cards reveal that he is, in fact, quietly noticing everything. Superlative: Most Likely to Rage Bait Brittany