Best Man
American Barbers Association 2023 Barber of Year. Meet him at the bar, he's never too far.
Matron of Honor
The Queen of cleanliness. If it's at the bar or at Toyota, Abbie is closing the deal.
Groomsman
From loud beats to clean feets, your favorite DJ has more than some "Walk Around Money" for this one.
Bridesmaid
Standing at a tall 4'10", this Little Person Advocate won't need any help getting the tequila off the top shelf.
Groomsman
Whether he's cracking a rack or a 6 pack, this classy farther of two will be the last one standing.
Bridesmaid
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, its Snail having her fifth drink in 30 mins. This Boston native is in the lead to be the Open Bar MVP
Groomsman
Hands off the merchandise ladies, he's taken. This life of the party sets up shop on the dance floor and doesn't leave until the DVD extras. Special $50 bonus to whoever finds his shirt the next day.
Bridesmaid
She puts the Honey in Honey Mustard. When she's not at the lake, she's programmed Alexa to whip up some Pina Coladas.
Groomsman
Proud proprietor of Legendry Sports Collectibles, this dancing machine is in competition with only himself on the dance floor. Grab him a Stella and say "Go 9ers!" for a show.
Bridesmaid
From Ja Rule to act a fool, this Taunton Tigers got claws. Does she have a plus one or not? That's for you boys find out.
Groomsman
The rates aren't the only thing dropping tonight. Carbless since '08, Franklin can't stock enough Titos for your favorite banker.
Bridesmaid
La mejor maestra de matemáticas de todos los tiempos, iba a festejar como si estuviera en Chili's
Groomsman
Tim didn't start the fire , but he'll sure put it out. This Carnivore hasn't eaten in 3 days, but he's ready to party past bedtime tonight!
Bridesmaid
From the Bogs to the Margs, this Cranberry Connoisseur, mother of two hasn't partied in 3 years. She's ready to tear up the dance floor come Dec 7th.
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer