WE'RE GETTING MARRIED

Our first date was one for the books! It all started when we met online (very millennial of us). David had been talking to me all day about trying a cool karaoke bar that happened to be by my home. I had never heard of it but the plan sounded great! We were both excited and ready to get off work. Later that night when David came to pick me up he admitted he's not from the area and he'd done little research into the bar. I felt spontaneous and happily agreed to going. At first glance this place was full of metaphorical red flags. The parking lot was empty save for one large white van with strange people smoking inside and a homeless man sitting on the floor right outside the bar. We still decided to give it a shot and walked through a beaded doorway. Once our eyes adjusted to the change in light we were met with about four very tall, very naked women... It was a shock for both of us to say the least. David took me by the arm and led me to a much more pleasant view outside all while the naked women chased us trying to get us to stay. I believe I was screaming through all of it. We laughed so hard all the way to the beach, which is were we ended up hanging out until about 2 AM.