Best Man
The big Cheese, the man, the Myth, the oldest brother, the reason I'm not still a fat sad little kid.
Groomsman
Swiftest Feet in the fam, take the hat right off your head(watch them high kicks yo)
Groomsman
Broke but not broken, more surgeries than a normal person should have, but he's still standing!
Maid of Honor
Mike, the maid of dishonor and the blonde you will hear before you see!
Bridesmaid
You’ve rubbed the wrong lamp, but it’s too late...shes out for blood.
Bridesmaid
Megs, sister from another mister and the most likely to have extra tissues if you need some!