Bride
Recovering journalist. Kelly Clarkson enthusiast. Visually impaired. Don't tell her the groom is a solid 6 and not a 10, which she thinks he is.
Groom
Failed high school English teacher, athlete and musician. Hit the jackpot when the bride agreed to go on a date with him. Thank God for his good looks.
Matron of Honor
Bride's sister and best friend, and their parents 2nd favorite daughter. Has been putting up with my sh** for 33 years. We're sisters, and we stick together. I would truly be lost without her.
Best Man
College roommate turned brother. Known as "The Voice of the Marywood Pacers". Almost turned down his role in the wedding for the original 2020 date because Penn State was playing, but you know, coronavirus.
Bridesmaid
Our favorite niece. Well, ok, she's our only niece, but she's still our fave. This girl made Shauna an aunt at the age of 7, and it's one of the best things that ever happened to the bride. You can catch her at the wedding jamming out to "Who Let the Dogs Out."
Best Man
A bro since T-Ball. One of the three Polish people that it takes to screw in a light bulb. Almost backed out because pierogi and haluski isn't on the menu.
Bridesmaid
Friends with the bride since they were cooking burgers at BK back in 2005. It all started with a crossword puzzle while working, and grew into a forever friendship. She is half the reason I am obsessed with "Friends," the best television show ever made.
Best Man
They call him "Doctor Love". Master of movie quotes, including the entire script of "Spaceballs". Once danced with Shannon Tweed at a KISS concert. He wants to kill me for this picture, but no worries, he'll get me back in the best man speech.
Bridesmaid
Met in high school, became besties while working at BK, and have been dancing our way through life ever since. She cannot wait to dance to "Feel it Still" at our wedding. Lyndsey is the other half of the reason I am obsessed with "Friends," the best television show ever made.
Groomsman
Cousin. Pharmacist. Hulkamaniac. He does Crossfit, but he probably already told you. Has one question for you: "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brother?"
Bridesmaid
Friends since 1st grade, and what a ride it has been. I wouldn't trade it for anything. Just follow the smell of fireball at the wedding, and you'll find her.
Groomsman
Former professional baseball player. Balked his way out of a job. Don't bother talking to him at the reception, he'll probably be too drunk. Did we mention he played professional baseball?
Bridesmaid
Friends since kindergarten. Lived down the street from each other. We have countless memories together. Heather's favorite is definitely that ride over the tracks. You should ask her about it.
Groomsman
College roommate. Only here because his wife is cooler than him. He's also from Scotland. Don't worry, he has his green card. We have so many memories together that we can't remember.
Bridesmaid
WNEP brought us together, and we've been shakin' it ever since. She wanted her 80-year-old cat to be our flower girl. I asked if she was "fur" real. She said she wasn't "kitten." But I wasn't "feline" that. #QuadpodForLife
Groomsman
College roommate. Dubbed "Fat Roommate". Only thing bigger than his belt size is his heart. Find him on the dance floor cuttin' the rug. A12 forever.
Bridesmaid
Another BK bestie. My ginger sista! It was tough, but Shauna decided there was room for more than one ginger in this bridal party.
Ring Bearer
Shauna's little, handsome godson who's not so little anymore. He'll likely be taller than her come wedding time.
Bridesman
To-o-ommm! Another BK bestie. He's been benched from the bridal party about a dozen times for bad behavior. Thankful I have him in my life to give me honest opinions about my wardrobe choices... and everything else.
Groomswoman
Cousin. Photographer. Once caught Steven Tyler's harmonica at an Aerosmith concert. This Mama Kin is a sure bet to get the party started.