Maid of Honor
BEST PICTIONARY PARTNER The cousin/friend/neighbor that has dedicated the most time to playing games with us in multiple states. Also responsible for most of our wedding décor.
Best Man
BEST CICERONE The brother/friend with the highest beer tasting score on Untapped (4,611 unique beers and counting). Ventured out with us late night in Chicago in pursuit of an elusive Zombie Dust. Scored a 4.75 / 5!
Bridesmaid
MOST LIKELY TO WIN HARRY POTTER TRIVIA Or Disney trivia. Or Twilight trivia. The friend that most appreciates our nerdier tendencies as a couple.
Groomsman
MOST LIKELY TO NEED BASIC LIFE INSTRUCTIONS How to cook scrambled eggs? How to clean your glasses? How to pack a suit? All questions that the couple has answered for this friend.
Bridesmaid
BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES The friend that has made us laugh the most with puns about music, sports, and public figures.
Groomsman
MOST HARDCORE HIKER National Park Enthusiast. The friend willing to brave 125 degree heat just to check off a bucket list hike. We all survived at least (barely).
Bridesmaid
MOST IN TOUCH WITH REALITY (TV) The friend that has explained the cultural significance of D-List celebrities currently trending on social media. Also the friend that has been the most excited for this relationship to grow over the last 7 years.
Groomsman
MOST LIKELY TO SCORE LAST SECOND LOT TIX The friend that has most often dragged us and been dragged to any and all live music experiences. Anything is possible on the Lot!
Bride
MOST LIKELY TO GET HER FRIENDS TO PUBLISH THEIR SENIOR PICTURES AS ADULTS Fair is fair
Groom
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BEEN COERCED Sorry Dave, love you
Officiant
MOST LIKELY TO SING KARAOKE Our closest mutual friend or our biggest mutual enemy, depending on the score of the Michigan State - Penn State football game.