Bride
Jonathan's weirdo. She designed this whole thing and Jonathan just said "cool, looks good." Biggest plant mom, pyrex collector, and best snickerdoodle baker there is. She'll be the one in the white (technically ivory) dress.
Groom
Darbie's best friend. Goofiest person we know. The "yes man" of wedding planning, buyer of bird houses for cold outside birds, and hottest drummer we know. He'll be the one in the green suit.
Matron of Honor
She knows... a lot. We don't go into a grocery store without being on the phone with each other. Emotional support human if you will? 17 years and counting down the days to when they throw us in a nursing home together.
Best Man
At his request, all you need to know about him... 3 D's Divorced, Diabetic, and Dummy Thicc
Bridesmaid
Darbie's soul-sister who moved into her apartment one year completely unannounced. She was a lovely roommate so it all worked out in the end. She's a nurse, but don't ask her medical questions because, "that is out of her area of expertise." She's buying Darbie a beach house one day!
Groomsman
Hates the cubs, so what's not to like? Most likely to convince you to do something stupid..but you'll have a great story about it later. *GREAT* swimmer (He technically died doing this.)
Bridesmaid
Darbie's twin. She's a superhero mama, killer vocalist, and wonderful friend. We'd pick her for dodgeball ANY day.
Groomswoman
The BACKBONE of this relationship. Do we even need to say anything else?
Bridesmaid
Chandeliers everywhere when she walks in the room. This broadway bound, show choir queen is the realest of them all. To the point, full of wit, and fierce as hell. I'm sicking her on you if you hurt my feelings on my wedding day.
Groomsman
The world's best tiktok chef. Ask him about his technique for cracking an egg! In his spare time from being an influencer, he is a choir director.
Bridesmaid
The coolest of us all, roadie, and extraordinary hype woman. Place your bets on what hair color she has for the wedding. We're personally going with pink and black.
Groomswoman
Built-In Best Friend. If Jonathan is on the phone, it's probably her. If her and Jonathan are on a team for any board game. You are gonna lose.
Bridesmaid
The queen of crocheting and playing the piano. Henlee is the star of making every awkward situation less awkward because she laughs the second you look at her. Darbie will probably look for her when she walks down the isle so she can laugh instead of cry.
Groomsman
Forever Jonathan's Upbeat. If you need sports updates, go to him.. but only for St. Louis Cardinals and LA Rams.