Shalom

Rachel was having a pretty standard day at her Verizon FiOS sales job at the corporate VZ store on Rt. 4, smiling and helping customers. She was always sure to make contact with every person that walked through the door. "Hello ma'am, do you currently have FiOS in your home?" "Sir, you are looking dapper! Can I see if you are eligible for a FiOS discount?" "Oh no! You dropped your phone in the toilet again?! Have you put it in rice yet? Maybe a FiOS discount will help turn that frown upsidedown!" In walked Dan, wearing his signature black hat and unusually large black Spider jacket. He had let his beard grow out this cold 2013 winter. Rachel approached him, "Hi there, do you have FiOS in your home yet?" The closer Dan got to Rachel, the taller he seemed. His eyes were staring right into hers, his smile showing through his beard. "Actually no, I need to speak with you..." Yadda Yadda Yadda (I'm working on it + who doesn't love a good Seinfeld reference) They got engaged on the Eiffel Tower August 16, 2018. Following "Thank you! That's so nice, you don't have to" and eventually a teary "YES" Rachel and Dan went to LAZARE PARIS for one of the BEST meals they had ever eaten. They walked around the streets of Paris in a daze of love and happiness.