Best Man
Rob and Sukesh quickly became best friends in high school and shared a deep love of trouble-making. They developed something of a reputation for this amongst friends, peers, teachers, and *cough* police. Despite now living in different states, you'll always know when these two get together... You'll hear them long before you see them.
Maid of Honor
Danny and Clara met in Mrs. Nary's first grade class back in 1999 and the rest is history. Bonding in their teen years at Band Camp nothing could ever break them up. "No matter how close you get, you can always get closer."
Maid of Honor
As a long-time best friend of both Rob and Danny, Jenna has been a constant pillar of support in their relationship since the beginning. She has worked with them, lived with them, laughed and cried with them, and now they look forward to having her be their Maid of Honor.
Best Man
Brian and Danny met through Rob and quickly realized they shared a great passion... finding new ways to annoy Rob. Beyond their love of being pests, Danny and Brian bonded over their love of all things Red Sox, Cocktails, and Danny Amendola
Groomsman
As Rob's brother and lifelong sparring partner, Dave will serve as one of Rob's groomsmen. And yes, Rob is taking the word "serve" literally here.
Groomswoman
Jackie and Danny met while they were bartending together at the Green Elephant in Portsmouth. Jackie soon then after abandoned Danny as she moved away, but they remained close. Wether they're romping around Portsmouth or doing their best dance charades, its always a good time.
Groomswoman
Felicia met Rob and Danny around the same time and immediately became a crucial part of their lives. She is an expert at dealing with their collective nonsense, and often takes part in it as well. When these three get together, expect a hot mess.
Groomswoman
Danny and Jax survived working at 99 together back in the DAYS OF YORE. Between crying during heart to hearts, untieing each others aprons at the WORST times, and yelling about how bad the last season of Games Of Thrones was, they have always been there for each other!
Groomswoman
Beckie and Rob became instant friends upon meeting, and made the mutual friends who introduced them immediately regret it. When they aren't joining forces to annoy their spouses together, you can find them out and about annoying everyone else. This is another case of: you'll hear them coming long before you see them.
Groomsman
Danny and Kevin met at Kevin's favorite restaurant... the 99. Years later Danny would end up working for Kevin at his bar Dwyer's Pub. You could usually find them out back talking about the goings on in Portsmouth and doing Kevin's only dance move.. the bump.
Groomsman
Mike and Rob met through Sukesh and have been close friends ever since. From travelling and drinking overseas, to breaking things overseas, to getting into trouble with the law overseas, they've been through it all. Editors Note: they've also done all of that domestically.
Groomswoman
Danny and Resa met through mutual friends (thank you Toys "R" Us) and never looked back. They bonded over their love of crying to Whitney Houston songs, Andrew Benintendi, and annoying the crap out of each other.
Groomsman
James and Rob met more than a decade ago through Brian, and instantly bonded through their shared love of partying and hating Brian. James and Rob have been through weddings, funerals, vacations and more together, and its just the beginning. Rob would also like to make a special note that he takes full credit for introducing James to his incredible wife Beckie (one of Rob's Groomswomen).
Groomswoman
As the loving wife of Rob and Danny's favorite person (Kesh), Hinal comes in as a close second. Over the years, Hinal and Danny have become very close and regularly bond over mocking Rob and Kesh's insanity, while pretending to be "above it" (they're not). Hinal is also the mother of Danny and Rob's favorite child.
Groomswoman
Friends since elementary school, Rob and Danielle have been partners in chaos for decades. Rob is also the fairy godfather to Danielle's amazing daughters (who are already taller than her btw). You can sometimes find Rob and Danielle frog hunting, making cheek prints on windows, or dancing on cars. Whatever it is, you can rest assured it will be obnoxious.
Groomsman
Danny and Kage met at Green Elephant back in 2018. What started as a work friendship blossomed into brotherhood. Always down to try new restaurants, talk about their goals, and push each other to be the best versions of themselves.