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Chamonix, France | Our first post-Covid trip. It felt a little different than being caged in our 500 sq ft flat for 4 months.

Portree, Scotland | Just as moody as we expected.

Preikestolen, Norway | How we poorly communicate in other countries.

Senja, Norway | Looks like a cliff. Not a cliff.

Moskenes, Norway | Looks like a cliff. Not a cliff.

Preikestolen, Norway | Is a cliff, but is a picture of a different idiot.

Devil's Pool , Zambia | Is a cliff. We're the idiots.

Svolvaer, Norway | This feels like the type of place where someone has a life-changing epiphany. Instead, I'm probably contemplating my next trail mix snack break.

Svolvaergeita, Norway | This was guided, but still exhibiting behaviors of idiots.

Telluride, Colorado | The fake sense of calm...

Telluride, Colorado | ... the reality.

Telluride, Colorado | Nevertheless, Leo's the best.

Santorini, Greece | So natural. Can’t wait for the wedding pictures.

Halstatt, Austria | Our fiance trip. Back when we were young and naive in 2019.

Munich, Germany | And we thought UK pints were large...

Weymouth, England | After a summer of rain/clouds, we fortunately chose the one clear night (and a full moon) for engagement pictures! And although we didn’t get our UK countryside wedding, we got our special countryside moment together.

Douro Valley, Portugal | Snaking river, hillside vineyards, and lots of wine. A+ review.

Cape Town, South Africa | Sunrise hike under a chorus of Andy’s complaints until the moment he realizes it was all worth it.

Chamonix, France | Mountain playground

Chamonix, France | The Mont Blanc panoramic cable cars.

Fort William, Scotland | No Harry Potter train in sight, but we can all agree Andy would have been House Slytherin, right?

Trolltunga, Norway | Insane

Lake District, England | No filter here, but it rains so much in the UK that the hillsides are naturally this vibrant highlighter green color.

Senja, Norway | Dramatic cliffs peppered with translucent clouds.

Tuscany, Italy | Feels like a movie. Sans backpack.

Positano, Italy | He said he was overheating on the walk to dinner... But this is either the stereotypical "Obnoxious American" or he's fitting in as a "Showy Italian." It was embarrassing either way.

Praiano, Italy | Andy brought an embarrassing tank so I made him take embarrassing pictures. Look out for him in the next line of CHANEL perfumes ads.

Anaga, Tenerife | Why hiking is the best.

Anaga, Tenerife | Incredible.

Teide, Tenerife | Why hike when this is the view from the highway?

Masca, Tenerife | The only thing better than an ice-cold beer, is an ice-cold beer in a frozen mug with mountain views.

Canical, Portugal | Island hopping

Ponta do Pargo, Portugal | It's a STORY and it was STRESSFUL.

Betws y Coed, Wales | Beware of... Cockerel. (And we saw the GIANT cockerel. Sadly, not pictured.)

Peak District, England | Although we go to bed at 9pm, we maintain the maturity level of teenagers.

Swanage, England | Corfe Castle and wildflowers.

Lagos, Portugal | Can Andy please just agree that sunrises are worth it?

Korcula, Croatia | Castle cocktails

Areeiro, Portugal | Sunrise hike above the clouds.

Vipava, Slovenia | Surprisingly Slovenia has wine that’s actually pretty good.

Soca, Slovenia | You'd think this guy was on Survivor.

Mljet, Croatia | Anything better than a sunset hike with beers?

Crillon, France | He must not have been getting enough attention.

Plitvice, Croatia | Blue skies, multi-level lakes, and waterfalls.

Lake Bled, Slovenia | It got better...

Lake Bled, Slovenia | ... and better...

Lake Bled, Slovenia | ... AND BETTER.

London, England | Recreating the awkward proposal. (I thought Andy was telling me to go down on a knee with him. He really just wanted me to say the words "will you marry me" together.)

Calanques, France | We made it to the beach, but not without some rainfall.

Big Sur, California | Apparently, Jack Dorsey used to live down the road and helicoptered in and out of his residence to head to work. Tough commute.

Big Sur, California | We're still trying to figure out why California is so expensive.

Big Sur, California | Andy really knows how to relax.

Big Sur, California | But once we got to the room, he, at least, enjoyed the amenities... (Next Picture)

Big Sur, California | (Previous Picture) ... nope.

Big Sur, California | Minutes later, he pulls out his laptop. (Not really, but maybe.)

Weymouth, England | Cheers to many more years of pints, and pubs, and conversation. YOU MADE IT TO THE END! Text us for your reward.