Groom
He’s getting married, apparently.
Bride
She’s getting married, apparently.
Best Man
He is going to make sure the groom appears for his big day. Can he do it? Guess we'll find out!
Maid of Honor
Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you.
Groomsman
The man who would give you a Han-d. And a future if you're interested - please call 016345**** - ask the bride and groom.
Bridesmaid
Looks like she could kill you, could kill you.
Groomsman
The man who will make sure you're having a swell time.
Bridesmaid
Looks like she could kill you, is a cinnamon roll.
Groomsman
The man who will call you a grab if you're gone and wasted. You can key in your number on his 6packs.
Bridesmaid
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll.
Groomsman
The second man who will likely call you a grab if you're out and gone. Likely the one who tosses you in the car too.
Bridesman
Don't let the smooth smile fool you, could ask you to GTFO.
Groomsman
The man who will tell you 'everything's ok ah'. 'Ah’ intonation will be dependent on your question.
Bridesman
Is expected to start the dance floor and the drinks flowing. If you see him with a bottle, dip your head back and open wide.
Groomsman
He's here to officially and properly validate the fun.