Maid of Honor
There's little left for Kaily to accomplish that she hasn't already won. Such is the extent of her drive and success that when people think of the term " best maid of honor" the first person they'll list as an example is "Kaily." I once saw her fix a broken Nespresso machine simply by looking at it.
Best Man
Kevin and Daniel met playing basketball on the set of A Few Good Men way back in '92. Daniel never did understand basketball and Kevin mostly befriended him out of sympathy. To this day, every time Daniel picks up a basketball, Kevin sheds a single, heartfelt tear.
Bridesmaid
Paige is a wild woman. You'll be able to spot her when she is the first person on the dance floor, kickin it to the Macarena.
Best Woman
Veena is the kind of person that believes in being punctual as she's always so busy you have to wonder when she finds the time to sleep! Daniel has always admired her innate time management skills and continues to learn organizational life lessons from her.
Bridesmaid
A quirky teacher, Alyse and her three roommates sure do get up to some wacky hijinks. She enjoys listening to Taylor Swift when no one else is around, adores polka dots, and rewatches Dirty Dancing on a monthly basis. If you stand around her long enough, she WILL pay you a compliment.
Groomsman
Nick is Daniel's oldest friend. Despite being exactly 3 years apart in age, they met in first grade and have remained friends ever since. He has an astounding palate and has taught Daniel nearly everything he knows about wine and food.
Bridesmaid
Katie became a vegan in early 2021. Not long after she began to notice that she had.... strange, new powers and an increased sense of responsibility to use them. Weaknesses include animal products of any kind.
Groomsman
Kieran and Daniel were college roommates and a right pair of scalawags. Things got pretttty wild at times. There was that month they went on a panini diet, that one time Kieran beat Daniel in Super Smash Brothers, and who could forget the debauchery that was fried catfish night?! Kieran has since moved to the UK and become Scottish. Thankfully, Daniel is a fluent Scotch speaker and can translate.
Bridesmaid
I heard that Natalie has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear her hair is insured for $10,000. I hear she does car commercials... in Japan. Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, she met Jon Stamos on a plane, and he told her she was pretty. One time, she punched me in the face.... it was awesome. She will be wearing pink to the wedding.
Groomsman
When Robbie's infamous TikToks aren't too busy going viral, he likes to find time to follow his passion for Crossfit. If you happen to wake-up early on the morning of the wedding, you'll find Robbie sweating through an excruciating abs routine down at the gym. Do not try and keep up this guy.
Bridesmaid
Jo is someone you can depend on. Strong, smart and driven. Daniel is legitimately afraid to poke fun at her in this post.
Groomsman
What is there to say about Jack Daly that you don't already know? World famous philanthropist, award winning pianist, winner of "best hair Australia," he's truly done it all. Daniel and Jack met on tour in the Vatican in the early aughts. Jack needed a Scottish translator and, as fate would have it, Daniel just happened to be standing nearby! They completed the tour together and are now in a virtual weekend baking club.
Flower Girl
Emersyn cries every time Daniel comes close to her.
Ring Bearer
Elias is basically the coolest person we know. Casual, upbeat, stylish and a very big fan of berries.
Flower Girl
Rania leads with equal amounts of heart and mind and we would follow her through any Galaxy no matter how far away. Little known fun fact, she is an accomplished gardener.
Officiant
Very little is known about Chester's life before him and Daniel met. Every time Daniel asks him about it, Chester gets a far away look in his eye, takes a deep breath and says, "what's done is done." It is this penchant for mysterious brevity that made Daniel choose him as their officiant.