The Dirty, your classic Dirty Jersey bar rock cover band, needed a singer. "I know a girl who might like to sing..." suggested the drummer. "A GIRL??!!" Dan piped in: "A girl sounds like a great idea...what did you guys want, a hot dude??" The night of the auditions arrived. Dan had arrived late, and the band was already set up. "Hi, I'm Alishia," the singer presented herself with a friendly smile. "Hi, I'm Steve," Dan replied. "Hi, Steve." "I mean, DAN. I'm Dan!" Dan stammered. "Dan? Steve? Which one is it?" Alishia asked politely with the raise of an eyebrow. "I'm...charmed."