Mother of the Bride
"Hooray"
Maid of Honor
"Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to die, AVADA KEDAVRA"
Bridesmaid
"I’m the bestest of the bestest and can sell ice to eskimos and I propose we call this bridal unit team crystal"
Bridesmaid
"Babe I'm just going to have 10 skinny bitches and go on a 10k run"
Bridesmaid & Co Master of Ceremonies
"It needs more seasoning"
Bridesmaid
"Get that bouncer off me & order me some chicken nuggets"
Uncle of the Bride
"Oh you must be the butch one"
Aunty of the Bride
"Do you want to buy some herb" "No thanks I already grow it in my garden"
Father of the Groom
"I cannae eat that"
Mother of the Groom
"#ADHD doesn't hold you back"
Best Man
"HOOOOWWWW MUCH!?"
Groomsman
"Hi I'm Ben"
Groomsman
“Don’t worry donkey will do it”
Groomsman
"I can't afford a PJ"
Groomsman
"Lad's I need to go to bed"
Co Master of Ceremonies
"DJ Danny from Dusseldorf"
Sister of the Groom
"They wouldn't let me into the rave so I just sat outside crying"
Sister of the Groom
"Look at that cow's calfs, they're huge!"
Brother of the Groom
"I'm the big(er) brother really"
Aunty of Groom