With the advent of technology, man is the most advanced we've ever been (excluding Florida football fans). And with these advancements, come the ability to finally find lasting love via the interwebs... Our story begins here, with the most attractive, athletic, down-to-earth, cool-as-you-like man east of the 90th Meridian. On one such app, where women choose if they'd like to message a "match" first (a concept scientifically backed up by their penchant for constant-decisiveness in things like "where to eat?" etc) our heroine Kelly enters the frame. Pictured in a bucket hat, Corona in hand, and with the bluest eyes he'd ever seen, John knew he had to take a leap and toss her that coveted "right swipe." When Kelly matched less than a day later, they immediately hit it off due to a mutual love of cat shirts (thanks Mitcho) and margaritas, and set a date to share both together. After googling Kelly's 608 area code to appear knowledgeable, John proceeded to have the best three-hour dinner of his life, culminating in an accidental (but certainly welcomed) 4th marg order. Leaving the restaurant, John believed he'd found true love. Kelly believed she found a new favorite Mexican spot. Their love solidified later that month via the perfect "Nashville 3rd Date" - a Predators 3-2 victory, followed by dancing around Stage's 3rd Floor until last call. Through trips to WI, FL, NC, two boats, and 1 house later, their love has brought them here alongside their closest family & friends to celebrate the bond of eternal partnership. We can't wait to see you on the dancefloor! ( •̀ᴗ•́ )